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Girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When its the girls turn to buy a round, she tells him that shes heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Baileys, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Baileys, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."

He looks a bit dubious, but shes very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the Baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.

T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Baileys curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriends face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....

"Its called Blowjob revenge"
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