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Sleeping Arrangements
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the
initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep, the man in
the upper berth, and the woman in the lower berth. In the middle of the
night,the man leans over, gently wakes the woman
and says, "Im sorry to bother you, but Im awfully cold, and I was
wondering if you could possibly reach over and get me another blanket?"
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye says, "I have a better
idea. Just for tonight lets pretend that were married."
The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME!"
The woman says: "GOOD. Get your own fuc*king blanket."
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